Preface: You thought you were nutty.
On my mind this Thursday morning...
I think I need a sparkle skirt. |
I wish Katie Evans sold this as a print! Maybe I just need the coffee cup. |
Too early to drink, but with a name like Woop Woop, you could almost justify it! |
- I'm smitten with Katie Evans and her sketches.
- I should really start doodling again.
- Coffee jitters + lack of focus = crazy pants.
- It's Kinnick's (my godson) first week of Kindergarten! Talk about a Woop Woop!
- I hope he gets my care package. I'm pretty excited about it.
- Don't Forget: You need to make baked ziti for the squadron.
- Oh, and crack open your textbook for next week's substitute teaching course. Stay positive.
- Yes, I said TEXTBOOK. And I had to pay to take the course. Don't get me started...
- Ugh, it's not nearly as glamorous as Gwyneth makes it appear on Glee.
- I wish I had a career, but what else is new?
- Insert pep talk: Stop being sad and just be rad. Don't be fancy, just get dancy...
- I would get up to dance, but Beesly's at my feet and panting.
- It's almost as if the poor girl sports a Jackie Cardigan year-round with all that fur.
- That doesn't sound half bad to me. Earth to Ashley, she's a dog with a fan right in front of her.
- Pause to give B some love. "Maybe next time we can move somewhere cold? Maybe Alaska?"
- End conversation with DOG. You've really got to stop doing that so much.
- I hate when I stare at my computer, and I can't remember what I was going to Google or what site I was going to visit. Ach, schade!
- Try having some real problems.
- With each stroke of the keypad, I'm reminded I need to take the polish off my nails. Crusty.
- Get off of etsy and stop tracking packages.
- But why must some etsy vendors take forever to send your goods?
- That makes you sound like a drug addict. The goods? Really? Yup. The goods.
Speaking of green and leafy things, perhaps I should brag about how big my basil and rosemary plants are getting?- Mom and Ina would be so proud. The Barefoot Contessa is like family.
- Reminder: Tell mom how much you love the show Picker Sisters. Awesome find, mutti!
- As if you really need to add another TV show to your DVR list.
- Read a book, or be like Jill Zarin and get a hobby! There I go with boob tube references again.
- But I consider the cast of Big Brother my friends...
- You watch Showtime's Big Brother After Dark and tell me you wouldn't feel the same.
- Lame sauce.
- Go outside and make some friends! <-- my mom used to say this to my sister and me
- We liked playing indoors and with each other. You wouldn't describe us as active or athletic.
- I really should work out, but I don't want to. What else is new?
- Anthropologie: Free Shipping! That like NEVER happens.
- Awesome sauce!
- Now check to see if HI applies. Scooooooooooore! Offer ends in September -- even better.
- You've been forewarned, flyboy. Let's see if he reads the FINE print.
- Stop being hilarious.
- Now step away from the computer, get off the crazy train and go take a shower.
- And try wearing something other than stripes today... Yeah right!
With much love and many other scattered and quirky thoughts,
This is eerily like my train of thought...you're scaring me Fine!
ReplyDeleteI could not stop laughing. I love this post more than any other I've read. Why does HI have to be so darn far away??
ReplyDeleteAB - You make me laugh! I'm pretty sure we're the same person:) I'm glad to know someone shares in my craziness.
ReplyDeleteAims - I wish we weren't so darn far away. I'm glad I could get a laugh or two out of you. I didn't know what to blog and then I started laughing at how ridiculous my thoughts were. Grab notepad and paper. There's your post:) I showed NCF my scribbles and he rolled his eyes.
Happy Thursday, ladies!!